the people in miami are really having trouble with the “let’s go heat” chant

ameriqueen:

when people say shittsburg and forget the H at the end

YOU CAN’T EVEN PROPERLY INSULT

dotheartsythinganddie:

forbrightskies:

If you ever feel like you’re a bad driver remember that in the entire state of Ohio in 1895 there were only two cars on the road and the drivers of those two cars crashed into each other

Ohio representin’.

(Source: heylauraqq)

lol remember when boston bruins owner jeremy jacobs was a main factor in the lockout

and now his team might win the cup after he locked them out half the season ha ha ha.

lol what is google doing??

“model”

“hot”

someone unfollowed me after that post about paul holmgren oops

i sometimes wonder why there’s no paul holmgren parody twitter and then i realize it’s because he’s a joke enough himself